Topic: Sexy SMS
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Sex is like a restaurant sometimes u get good service, Sometimes bad service, sometimes no service & many Times u have to be happy for self service
Posted On:Jul 29, 2008
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During sexual session the girl says:"u r like a mobile phone!"Boy: "Do I vibrate a lot?" Girl:"No,when u get in 2 d tunnel u loose network
Posted On:Jul 17, 2008
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Posted On:Jul 08, 2008
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A woman married a one leg man. She wrote to her mother: "My husband only has ONE FOOT". replied:"You are lucky, your papa has ONLY 5 INCHES"
Posted On:May 07, 2008
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Sex is a sensation.It's about a man's temptation,putting his location in a woman's destination.Do u understand explanation or u need demonstration?
Posted On:Nov 24, 2007
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A good neighbor is better than an inflatable doll !
Posted On:Nov 12, 2007
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Sex is like Nike, just do it.
Posted On:Nov 12, 2007
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Press down... down more... Ok more... YES ahh ohh yes... almost there... yeah oh shit harder... SO GOOD...! mmmmm... That's how I sex on text!
Posted On:Nov 04, 2007
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Hi.I am an alien and I've just transformed into your phone and right now I'm having sex with your finger.I know you like it,because you're smiling!
Posted On:Nov 04, 2007
