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Jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun, but stupid jill forgot her pill and now they have a son!!
Posted On:Jun 03, 2008
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U R 100% beautiful, U R 100% lovely, U R 100% sweet, U R 100% nice, and U R 100% stupid to believe these words...
Posted On:May 24, 2008
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I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!!
Posted On:Apr 24, 2008
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It's important to find a man who has money,a man who adores you,a man who is great in the suck.Its also important that these 3 men should never meet!
Posted On:Oct 14, 2007
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This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat busy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYING CAT!
Posted On:Sep 29, 2007
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We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........ Searching....... Searching....... Still searching........ Sorry, No brain found !!!
Posted On:Jun 19, 2007
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Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....
Posted On:Jun 19, 2007
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How Dogs and Women are alike..... Neither believe that silence is golden. Neither can balance a checkbook. Both put too much value on kissing.
Posted On:May 17, 2007
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What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!
Posted On:May 17, 2007
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I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
Posted On:May 17, 2007
